What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some great short jokes?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

No way

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

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So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

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